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fordbroncodave
10/04/2009, 12:20 AM
my dad is such a pro at replacing the timing belt and water pumps on audi a4 and a6's 1999 and up(or audi's with the same engines) he can tackle that job in 3 hours from start to finish. mitchell on demand says its 6.5 hours to replace. he will do it affordably too.:eek:
if anyone has one that doesn't want to do it themselves, let us know.
he is also the head mechanic of the bargain lot in wayzata. 33 years under his belt:tup:
my dad is such a pro at replacing the timing belt and water pumps on audi a4 and a6's 1999 and up(or audi's with the same engines) he can tackle that job in 3 hours from start to finish. mitchell on demand says its 6.5 hours to replace. he will do it affordably too.:eek:
if anyone has one that doesn't want to do it themselves, let us know.
he is also the head mechanic of the bargain lot in wayzata. 33 years under his belt:tup:
whats your point?
whats your point?
hes trying to brag. trying to FIT in that his dad is just as cool as ours!
mas93GT
10/04/2009, 11:09 AM
hey fordbroncodave, my dad can beat up your dad! HA!
defiler
10/04/2009, 11:44 AM
No thanx, Ill take mine to a respectable shop, like one that warranties their work and has authorized and trained VW mechanics, not some po-dunk hick that says he knows how to do them.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
redpgt93
10/04/2009, 01:47 PM
"well my dad has a 7000 dallar scan tool" lol
MN Probe GT
10/04/2009, 04:35 PM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
This post is awesome. :lol:
redpgt93
10/04/2009, 05:40 PM
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/cto/1406119951.html
dave is this yours?
and is this your preventative maintenance?
This post is awesome. :lol:
it's a classic. I got a bunch of Arnold flicks for my birthday. They just seam to stick with me no matter what.
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/cto/1406119951.html
dave is this yours?
and is this your preventative maintenance?
HOLY CRAP!!!
I'm gonna buy it.
and drive it while wearing a skin tight confederate flag t-shirt and daisy dukers.
I'm gonna buy it.
and drive it while wearing a skin tight confederate flag t-shirt and daisy dukers.
CB radio with dual antennas whippin in the wind
CB radio with dual antennas whippin in the wind
YES
Instead of a spoiler or wing I'll really make it redneck and attach one of my deer antlers.
YES
Instead of a spoiler or wing I'll really make it redneck and attach one of my deer antlers.
loser
dont forget to add a NOS sticker!
loser
dont forget to add a NOS sticker!
Actually I think I still may have one of those from when I bought my n2o kit.
stickers make you go FAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
i know when i slapped my MNPOC.org sticker, all the sudden my probe had a turbo... hmph... go figure.
redpgt93
10/04/2009, 11:25 PM
^^^^
^^^
^^
thats perfect. lol
and he isnt even denying any of it yet lol
pcmmelite
10/05/2009, 01:14 AM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
:lol: I have a soundboard app on my phone with this.
:lol: I have a soundboard app on my phone with this.
Do you have the one liner from "Last Action Hero" where arnie say's "Rubber Baby buggy Bumpers"
fordbroncodave
10/05/2009, 04:10 PM
i figured most of you wouldn't even touch that foreign shit so i am offering.
the parts put onto the engine are warrantied through the parts store we buy from.
he can replace head gaskets on cadilac northstar 32V engines (basically replacing the engine because it comes out anyways) and replace engines in gmc envoy or chevrolet trail blazer.
certified to work on all lexus and gm vehicles too.
i am not bragging. i am trying to get my dad work for winter time. he can't mow lawns in the winter can he???
defiler
10/05/2009, 04:29 PM
i figured most of you wouldn't even touch that foreign shit so i am offering.
No, we're not ignorant and racist like you, so we dont decide what cars we want to work on based on where its from:rolleyes:
the parts put onto the engine are warrantied through the parts store we buy from.
Who gives a fuck if the part is warrantied. That isnt going to help me when the belt snaps and fucks up the entire valvetrain and head, now is it? Or when you forget to tighten something and the same happens? Didnt think so.
he can replace head gaskets on cadilac northstar 32V engines (basically replacing the engine because it comes out anyways) and replace engines in gmc envoy or chevrolet trail blazer.
certified to work on all lexus and gm vehicles too.
i am not bragging. i am trying to get my dad work for winter time. he can't mow lawns in the winter can he???
Nobody cares what he can do, and yes, you are bragging. And if you think anyone is going to give him work after listening to you, then you're dead wrong. He raised you, and I wouldnt trust him on my car after knowing that...
fordbroncodave
10/05/2009, 10:33 PM
fuck this again.
you obviously don't know what it takes to take an engine out of an envoy or a cadilac car. i helped him several times. they are both 24 hour jobs.
anyone want a free rear sway bar with broken links attached?
redpgt93
10/06/2009, 01:05 AM
if you havent yet realized,ford probe being a mazda would be considered foreign.
just to let you know
anyone want a free rear sway bar with broken links attached?
isn't this something I can just pickup at sexworld.
dude is your dad your idol or something? you make it sound like he's a god. Just curious
defiler
10/06/2009, 01:04 PM
you obviously don't know what it takes to take an engine out of an envoy or a cadilac car. i helped him several times. they are both 24 hour jobs.
No, you obviously dont know that there are MILLIONS of other mechanics that can do the same. Just because the people in your area wont waste thier time with it, it doesnt mean they A) cant do it or B) your dad is the only one who can do it.
Car work is fucking simple as hell as long as you know left=loose and right=tight, and then know how to make sure you put everything together the same way you took it out. Tools are the only thing that stop people form doing things.
The fact that you can work on cars is a testament to the fact that even a blind monkey can work on a car.
James'89GT
10/06/2009, 01:22 PM
The fact that you can work on cars is a testament to the fact that even a blind monkey can work on a car.
:eek: :eek: :eek: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha!
Car work is fucking simple as hell as long as you know left=loose and right=tight, and then know how to make sure you put everything together the same way you took it out.
sounds like i know more about "Car work" then i thought I did.
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